4 thoughts on “Humor sales funny short sentence”

  1. 1 Handsome has a fart! Isn't it died in the end? 2. There are so many people who despise me, do you think about it? 3. Who has no death since ancient times, and which shit does not need paper. 4. Is it not steaming steamed buns? 5. The greatness of life, died under the flowers! 6. Rich people eventually become dependents. 7. Nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationships. 8. As long as the hoe dances well, can there be a corner of the corner? 9. To mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be a bachelor! Intersection 10. Don't compare with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you 11. The money of others is something outside of me. 12. 13. It is gold that will always be spent; it is a mirror, it will always reflect ... 14. God gives you a pair of wings, you should be burned 15. "Hang" insurance company provides you with huge amounts of insurance, so that you can cross the rivers and lakes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Later worries. Really achieved one person, and the family benefited. 16. Little pig crying sadly, mother asked: What cry. The piglet said: I think I am stupid. Mom comforted: Don't cry, watch the people you signed more stupid than you. 1. Twoon drama pigs 2. I am an angel to kill the birdman! 3. Alive, because we will die for a long time !!! 4. Have you ever heard the story of "big pig says, little pig says no"? 5. My girlfriend asked me how she would die if she died: I will not live alone (find another job) she is happy ~! 6. When listening to the church, we should keep quiet and disturb others to sleep. Polite. 7. Chatting and provide on -site service at night. (A epitaph) 8. People are not smart, and they also learn baldness! Intersection 9. The terrible thing of stupid people is not stupid, but in their own cleverness. 10. I always wander between Niu A and Niu C. 11. Dedication is even more outstanding! 12. Don't find me if you have anything, let alone find me 13. Ning He understands a person, don't say something to SB! 14. The big woman must not have the right to have a day, and the little woman must not have no money a day! 15. Spring is full of gardens, and I seduce red apricot out of the wall. 16. I love you! none of your business? 17. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu! 18. Zhuge Liang did not bring a soldier before the mountain, why do you want me to have work experience! Intersection Intersection 19. It's easy to quit smoking, it's too difficult to quit you! 20. What is the situation in the world? One thing drops one thing. 21. I am Jesus' son, coconut ~! 22. University is probably learning! 23. I am left Qinglong, right white tiger, and my shoulder pattern is a rice mouse. 24.BMW is don't touch me, MSN is to touch you! 25. Life can be just as well as life! 26. I ca n’t sleep in the morning; I ’m going to sleep as home at night! 27. Do n’t say that others’ brain is sick. The premise of the sickness of the brain is that you must have a brain. 28. I am really busy recently, and it is difficult to ensure 16 hours of sleep in a day! 29. Don't wash it. If it wasn't for these mud, this car broke up. 30. Tianling, earth spirit, another ice cream

  2. Many times when you see some friends in the circle of friends, you keep advertising. What do you sell and how much money. Do you say that customers do n’t block you, who blocks you? How to send a circle of friends, I think first of all, WeChat label is very important. Everyone must be classified. The stage of strangers is to build trust rather than selling things. Interaction, let customers know that you are flesh and blood, and at the same time attract customers' attention, find the opportunity to break the ice, know what you are doing, and after you have a certain intention, send your product advantage, service advantage, prove your advantages, prove your advantages, prove your advantages, prove your advantage of you, prove your advantages, prove your advantages, prove your advantages, prove your advantages, prove your advantages, prove your service advantage. Professional, as well as the help and support provided in the future, add some discounts, etc. If the customers who have already traded, do not let him see this information, because it is difficult to protect this offer than the last time, he is looking for? For customers who have traded, what we have to do is to refer to. How many ways are there? There is a way for a clothing store to cooperate with a charity. Whenever the customer buys a piece of clothing, donate a certain percentage of items or money to the children in the mountains, and then this customer will receive a thank you from a charity institution. The letter is, thank you for the love of someone to give a child through a certain platform. The customer is willing to share the letter out and never delete it. Some people use this method, such as sending a free after -sales after -sales sales. Services and reward support. If you only provide customer cash support, customers will feel that you make money on friends and do not want to share, but if you provide new and old users support at the same time, the customer will feel that it will help friends to save money and share it to share. The happiness will increase. The following friends in the automotive industry I have compiled, take away the paragraphs of the automotive industry, take away

    me: Hey, 110? I want to report the case!

    Prockets: Hello! what's the situation?

    me: people are gone!

    Police: Who?

    I: The customers who said considerations a few days ago have passed for several days now! I didn't see anyone and estimated to miss.

    How time how long did I contact you?

    I don't know, this is the end of the month, my task has not been completed, please help find it! I am so worried about them

    For car sales ~~ This world does not belong to the post -80s, it does not belong to the post -90s, nor the post -00s. It belongs to the thick skin.

    -Lu Xun

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    Last month: What a dog to eat? What

    It this month is amazing, ready to eat dogs! [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover the face] [Cover the face] [Cover the face] [Cover the face] [Cover the face]

    My colleague paid 80,000 wages this month ... I asked her how she did it.

    . She said that she did not complete her performance, was interrupted by the leader, and the insurance company compensated ...

    Duanzi 6

    It today, a colleague hit me. I know he is

  3. 1. Spending small money, convenient to buy, time -saving, effort and cost -effective. Spending small money to do big things, do not delay the child to build a house to buy a building to marry a daughter -in -law, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, there is no time for a long time.
    2, buying and buying, I am a promotion for the manufacturer.
    3, a father and a mother, a melon on a vine, all the same.
    4, bought chicken, buy fish, and go home for cooking.
    5, four six, four, four zeros, it is convenient to accompany you.
    6, do not deceive or deceive, all of which are practiced by quality. When you buy a family member, you buy a string of sugar gourds. You can eat a sweet mouth for a while, and throw it on the ground.
    7, the Qingshan building outside the mountain, the quality of the cattle comb is first -class; the quality of the beef tendon comb is the gourd. If you understand the goods, take it home and get home. I bought it so many times, and I bought the best this time.
    8, ten dollars are not expensive, carefully choose to buy benefits.
    9, a penny, a penny, spending good money to buy good goods, not buying is your fault.
    10, stand forward if you want to buy things, don't make trouble if you don't buy things.
    11, we are not selling radish and vegetables, we have to buy every day and sell.
    12, my service is dedicated, and it is happy to merge the family.
    13, four six, four zeros, good luck and happiness with you.
    14, a few dollars, got it, congratulations to the boss to get rich.
    15, two dollars are not a matter, you can't hurt your waist, you can't buy the room.
    16, two dollars with a durable and easy to go home, you should take a shot, the opportunity is not every day.
    17, the sky is afraid of the dark clouds, whoever buys parallel imports.
    18, four six, four circles, which is troublesome for you.
    19, I didn't see it, I didn't look at it, and gave you a slow shot.
    20, you used it for ten years when you bought it home. Is it not worth these yuan. It is not bad for ten years and eight years, and it can be passed on to the next generation. Although it is not a heirot, but every family is indispensable.
    21, don't hesitate, don't hover, hesitate to hover, you will be in vain today.
    22, a father and a mother, one thumb and one long, all of them are the same, you can also fold it hard and test it.
    23, four six, four zeros, enjoy the special price, and keep music.
    24, look at our packaging, look at our appearance, and fashionable and popular.
    25, four six, four zeros, surprise discounts are not stopped.
    26, all of them say yes, all of them run there, make money here, how can there be money to send home.
    27, four six, four zeros, all of them can eat, drink, and play.
    28, you do n’t need to choose or choose, you are insurance, the same friends, the same steamed buns. You are willing to spend a few dollars, and you take it for convenience.
    29. This friend has money. Looking at it, you can buy it. It is definitely a leader at home. I will choose to choose for you, and I will give you the quality of insurance. I do n’t care if you buy someone else, you buy my insurance.
    30, Monday and Tuesday, weekends, the line of line is 2456. Do you want to make a day of performance? At the beginning of the month, the performance was planned, and the end of the month was completed quickly. At the beginning of the month, the telephone inspection came from the end of the month. Open a single performance during the day, and SMS sales at night. At the beginning of the month, he was free to make a watch at the end of the month. One day is busy, fulfilling life to sell. I do n’t like the life of life, and I hope for the future day. Every family must have Mai Lang, and he laughed at his face.
    31, two dollars are very common. Eat a pack of gum less than you lose.
    32, a pound of apples and a pound of pears, there are only a pile of skin left after eating. When I buy a catty a few dollars, I go home. My wife laughed at the child and could be the director of the factory sooner or later.
    33, Honghu water waves, you fold me, the same. If you are folded, you keep it constantly. If you do n’t need to accompany you, let you pick it up for free.

  4. 1. Opportunities are created by yourself, and you can't wait for the gift of others.

    2. The premise of a person who is lucky is that he has the ability to change himself.

    3. When you have nothing to lose, it is when you start to get it.

    4. The world will not care about your self -esteem, people just see your achievements. Do not emphasize self -esteem before you achieved no achievement.

    5. You beat the suffering, it is your wealth; the suffering defeats you, it is your humiliation.

    6. Life will always give you the answer, but I won't tell you everything immediately. As long as you are willing to wait, life is beautiful, always when you are inadvertently, come in.

    7. The life of a person has no blindness and no pain;

    8. To say less and do more, sentences will be valued by others; saying and doing more, sentences will be ignored by others.

    9. Most people can only rely on themselves most of the time.

    10. If you don't want to do it, you will find one or countless excuses; if you want to do it, you will think of one or countless ways.

    11. It can also be impulsive, indicating that you are still passionate about life, always impulsive, indicating that you don't understand life.

    12. People without targets will always work hard for people with targets.

    13. Without huge difficulties, there will be no great cause.

    14. Remember what to remember and forget what to forget. Change what can be changed, accept what can not be changed.

    15. The only sorrow of our sorrow is that we live in wishes without hope.

    16. The direction of the counterfeit is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of tens of millions of people to stop it. I am afraid of surrender.

    17. Every successful person has a beginning. Only with the beginning of the courage to find success.

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    19. The way you choose, you have to finish kneeling.

    20. There is no desperate situation in the world, only those who are desperate for the situation.

    21. Ordinary footsteps can also go through the great itinerary.

    22. Those who are aspirations have tens of thousands of, and those who have no will only feel difficult and difficult.

    23. The first youth is given by God; the second youth is working hard.

    24. Everyone will be tired. No one can bear all sadness for you. People always learn to grow up for a while.

    25. Waking up every day, it is not bells, but dreams.

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